CUMFACE
The absolute troll of Solana. One face. One tongue. Zero shame. She's been trolling the timeline since day one and she's not stopping now.
COMING SOON
Who is CUMFACE?
Out in the desert there's a little wooden stand with a sign that reads "Stinky Hot Premium Shit Coins — Literal Garbage!!" Behind the counter: a blonde, pointy-eared troll queen in a business suit, flogging every coin on the chain with a grin you can't un-see.
She's seen $PEPE. She's seen $WOJAK. She's seen $CHAD and $BOOTY. And she's laughing at all of them. CUMFACE is the face you pull when the chart does something stupid — and on Solana, that's every five minutes.
No roadmap promises. No utility cope. Just the most unhinged face on the timeline and a community that gets the joke.
The Face Cam
Look into her eyes. You can't look away. Nobody can.
Troll Gallery
Tap any image to go full face.
Get Your Face On
Four steps and you're part of the troll army.
Get a wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare on your phone or browser.
Load up SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange or straight inside your wallet, then send it to your wallet address.
Copy the CA
Hit "Copy" on the contract address above. Always double-check you've got the real one.
Swap for $CUMFACE
Paste the CA into Phantom's swap, pump.fun or Jupiter. Swap SOL for $CUMFACE. Welcome.
The Numbers
Market Cap Milestones
Every milestone, the face gets bigger.
Face Reveal
- Fair launch on Solana
- Website, X & Telegram live
- First trolls assembled
Troll Army
- Dexscreener profile
- Daily meme drops
- Raid squads on X
Face Everywhere
- CoinGecko / CMC listings
- New video episodes
- Community meme contests
Absolute Troll
- CEX conversations
- Billboard troll
- The face goes global
Join The Trolls
The memes are on X. The chaos is in Telegram. Pick one. Pick both.